Oh dear. The people we have to put up with. I'd love you to turn the story of the check out guy I met at Aldi into a figurative language loaded entertaining rant, but perhaps I'm mad enough to give it a go myself.
My grandson is often dressed in pink merely to challenge people's expectations. Dad couldn't get over it once so they damn well make sure he is in pink every time they visit my old man, which is hilarious to all of us.
I am sure you are quite mad enough to do it yourself! Hilariously so!
My boy loves pink, that throws people too. I am like FFS, it's a colour!
It's bizarre what people choose to focus on.
Aldi man rant coming up.
They just can't escape what has been defined into them I think. I suspect that is why they are all having so much trouble moving with the times
Aldi rant posted, though I just couldn't teach your level of simile goodness. 💚💚