Family gatherings, eggnog and piles of homemade food doesn't exactly match the eternal void in our non existent soul, but there are ways to match our feelings of terror with the festivities surrounding us during the holidays. We simply need to dig a little deeper in different cultures and during the first days of the holiday that today we know as Christmas.
Krampus is an easy way of ditching the traditional westernized values of Christmas.
Instead of getting a Santa hat for your Christmas family picture with your Auntie Becca, Sister Jaimee and the little white dog named Rascal, you can make your own Krampus horns by following these easy to follow instructions on Instructables: Link here
You'll be the talk of the family, and maybe your uncle Bobby will stop bugging you about being awkward and quiet.
If you really want to make an entrance, pair your gorgeous horns with this amazingly inappropriate sweater from Middle of Beyond. The whole family will love you.
(Or just get it for me. Please! Won't someone get it for me!)
Link here