RoFL! Well at least it wasn't in the washing XD Though I still don't understand how people can sit on their phones, even back in the day where phones were trying to get smaller, they were still so lumpy! I can't even tolerate them in hip or back pockets, they absolutely have to be in a cargo pocket or bag XD Do you have a super soft comfy couch that stuff just sinks into? :D
I can't understand when people don't know they are sitting on them either. Maybe we have delicate bums, lol!