What the hell crazy kind of layout do you have in your house, you should only need a weapon "by the bed" (I have three by the bedroom door because it's near one of the access points anyway) and wherever you spend most time XP
Better yet just be a weapon, much easier than having to secret them all over the house XD
Also you better be anaphylactically allergic to bees with that kind of reaction XD
I hope you're not actually allergic to bees and are just a coward as one of those things is funny and the other bad XD
How was a knife going to help in this scenario anyway? o_O
Also I really shouldn't have read this while J was in a work meeting. My chest now hurts XD

I am an utter coward when it comes to bees and wasps, I think I am not allergic. I world have to be actually stung to know :0D
I've got weapons everywhere and of course, I myself am the ultimate weapon! A flailing fury of fists and feet!!! Raaaar!!!