It looks like a cat has farted on your face.
Up until this very sentence, I had a visual of you with a very manly beard, ready to go out hunting for food....
Happy to welcome you some other time in the land of beardies (is that even a real world word?) You know what I mean!
Hehe, I know what you mean!
Yeah, in my head it was a lustrous thing, in real life. It wa a tad shabby and patchy lol!