I've got it!!!
Here's what matters the most about your very well elucidated, polite and considerate sojourn into the unfortunate dearth of cogent thought ever since the internet became an easily accessible place for anyone to express an opinion:
THE GOVERNMENT HAS BEATEN OUR TECHNOLOGY!
Tin foil hats are no longer an effective tool to serve us as powerful mental cloaking devices 😔
Look at kitty:
TERRIFIED
Kitty cat would have the eyes of a Tiger 🐯 if those hats still worked!
Not the eyes of a cat crawling through a burr bush after a bad batch of catnip.
THANK YOU @shayne, for deftly showing us what we needed to know.
You, Sir, are a scholar and a Gentleman.
Thank you for the warning.
Now we need to figure out a NEW use for tinfoil...
🤨
Poor kitty 🐱