This is a very small excerpt from a scene from Romeo and Juliet that I was able to find among some photos I had taken, I hope you laugh as much as I did.
-Oh, Catmeo, Catmeo. Where are you that I do not see you?
- Here, Dogliet! Next to this flowerpot. My beloved, let us escape tonight, far well away
-Oh Catmeo, Catmeo! Why are you Catmeo? Deny your father and refuse your name; or, if you do not want to, just swear that you love me, and I will stop being one of the Dogs.
- I take your words. Call me only "my love" and I will be baptized again. From now on I will stop being Catmeo!