It's a well known fact that having sex is one of the best physical exercises for the human body. Besides that, burning calories and because of that, losing weight is a great additional benefit.
Unknown however is HOW MANY calories we actually burn during several various sexual activities.
Until recently!
After in-depth study, we from 'Movethatassbaby.Inc' proudly present you the results of our research.
- Take off her clothes
with her permission - 12 calories
without her permission - 187 calories
- Put a condom on
with erection - 6 calories
without erection - 315 calories
- Positions
Missionary - 12 calories
69 lying down - 78 calories
69 standing - 112 calories
wheelbarrow - 216 calories
doggy-style - 326 calories
italien chandelier - 912 calories
- Orgasm
real - 112 calories
fake - 315 calories
- Post-orgasm
cuddling - 18 calories
get up/out immediately - 36 calories
explaining why you get up/out immediately - 816 calories
- Getting a second erection, when you're
20 - 29 year old - 36 calories
30 - 39 year old - 80 calories
40 - 49 year old - 124 calories
50 - 59 year old - 972 calories
60 - 69 year old - 2916 calories
70 and older - results haven't arrived yet
- Putting clothes on afterwards
calm - 32 calories
in a hurry - 98 calories
while her father is banging on the door - 1218 calories
while your wife is banging on the door - 3521 calories
GOOD AND HAPPY SLIMMING YOU ALL
Unknown however is HOW MANY calories we actually burn during several various sexual activities.
Until recently!
After in-depth study, we from 'Movethatassbaby.Inc' proudly present you the results of our research.
- Take off her clothes
with her permission - 12 calories
without her permission - 187 calories
- Put a condom on
with erection - 6 calories
without erection - 315 calories
- Positions
Missionary - 12 calories
69 lying down - 78 calories
69 standing - 112 calories
wheelbarrow - 216 calories
doggy-style - 326 calories
italien chandelier - 912 calories
- Orgasm
real - 112 calories
fake - 315 calories
- Post-orgasm
cuddling - 18 calories
get up/out immediately - 36 calories
explaining why you get up/out immediately - 816 calories
- Getting a second erection, when you're
20 - 29 year old - 36 calories
30 - 39 year old - 80 calories
40 - 49 year old - 124 calories
50 - 59 year old - 972 calories
60 - 69 year old - 2916 calories
70 and older - results haven't arrived yet
- Putting clothes on afterwards
calm - 32 calories
in a hurry - 98 calories
while her father is banging on the door - 1218 calories
while your wife is banging on the door - 3521 calories
GOOD AND HAPPY SLIMMING YOU ALL
So basically i have to eat more and more the rest of my life to remain the "same" thats cool since i gain zero fatt :)
It ain't hard to stay in balance you know. An average 'Quattro Formaggi' contains between 900 and 950 calories. To get "rid" of that you only need to fake 3 orgasms. hahaha.
Ik denk als je als man een orgame moet faken je toch echt met de verkeerde vrouw bent :D
Fijne dag daar!
Ik zou niet eens weten hoe het moet, hahaha. Goed weekend jij ook.
Thank you for the update,3k out of my range I'm getting too old
You mean 3 times the Italien chandelier I hope? 😊
Ok i admit , i loose 3521 calories yesterday
And an extra 189 calories for sliding down the drainpipe maybe?
No , 12kg , but my leg is still hanging there
Watch out man, never leave "evidence" that they can use against you ...
ok , next time i will park the car somewhere else
Lol i lose the calories and much weight im a feather now 😂😂
Glad to be of help 😎
That’s very informative. I already feel lighter after reading your post.
At your service 😎
If im correct clothes without permission, condoom without erection than alot off explaining than the Second erection .... while her dad is banging on the door I am DEAD 😂😂
And then you really lose weight quickly, that's for sure.
Thank s interesting, after today I start my calorie diet.
yes you are right @inkedandsexy
about what?
what you say
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nice post sir