Wife is putting me on a diet today :(

in #life7 years ago

She has finally had it. I've gotten too pudgy and she has drawn the line.

Two eggs in the morning

Salad for lunch

reasonable dinner

No Beer, No Snacks, No Bread, No Hamburgers, No French Fries, No Desert...

I can handle most of that, but No Beer? Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

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Ask you wife about Intermittent Fasting and Apple Cider Vinegar's effect on insulin

Will do. Fasting though? That is like putting salt in the wound.

maybe for the first few days, but once you get used to it you will not only preserve more muscle and have a higher libido but you'll also feel sharper and less hungry

Your wife must love you that much to keep you fit all time. ;)

She does... She loves me less when there is more of me around...

I need a wife to make me diet, but I need to diet to find a wife...

Now there is a conundrum!

Good LUCK! Your wife loves you a lot :) Listen to her and
Imagine your body in shape please..If you obey the rules well for one week. Since then, It will be easy to keep the rules like a habit. Cheer!!!

She is most likely doing it for the best!

Oh man no beer, what about diet beer,
LOL

Like this?
Diet-Coke-Can.jpg

Did you mean diet water?

Yuck I would rather drink a Miller Ultra Light.

@senseicat lol let this man drink some beer 😂😂
Health first @socky

Amen. What @soufianechakrouf said!

Dieting post.....upvote,follow and resteem done @socky

Thank you. Will see if it works... The Diet...

Your wife is really doing a good job by wanting you to keep fit always.
It seems you don't agree with "No beer" hahaha

She does her best. No beer is definitely a hardship.

I want to also diet but unfortunately my body is thin

If only I can stay thin...

The schedule and rules are too tough, sir.

Two eggs, salad and dinner ! yep that's me 3 times a day!

Oh boy! Three times a day!

happy to enjoy friends, hopefully his diet program smoothly

No kolesterol

Good job friend

Good sounding woman @socky Feel lucky you can explore the world of salad with a fully supportive partner. Your liberated poops in the morning will remind you of this gratitude. Actually, just dropping soda will do a lot. It's hard to drop all that stuff. Punishment will passively work against you... y'all. 😊 Imho
Even fasting monks have a day of indulgence. It creates appreciation and takes advantage of reduced tolerances... you'll have a better buzz when you have a beer again. (Virgin again) Ahh so simple, so crisp, so... I should stop. I want sushi now.