My momma says marijuana is the devil!

So it’s time for the medicine, that sweet, sweet, marijuana. I am sick today with a cold, the marijuana however will fix all ailments. Since I am sick I vaporize it, my throat hurts. I started getting stoned at twelve years old, so it is 29 years in the making of this super stoner. I do love the mary-jane, shes always there, and never lets me down.
I am in a state where recreational isn’t legal yet, this has never stopped me from getting pot or smoking it. Well there was that time I was on probation. That story is for another time. If I could travel back in time I would probably smoke even more . Once I was arguing with a man on my views that it should be legal, he said to me that I just wanted it legal so I could smoke it, it was at that time that I realized I would never change his opinion and just scratched my head, went home and toked up.
The pot is better today than it’s ever been, that sweet, sweet cheeba, I only get the finest seedless buds, sticky and glistening with trichromes. I think I am getting a hard on. Not like that shit mexi brick weed that was popular back when I was a younger man.
Time for it then, after a few tokes it feels like a weight is lifted, time and problems slip away into the ether.
I have three bags of buds here today, some dense red haired something or other, some lighter green light haired buds and a little bit of gorilla glue. I should do some reviews? I should tell you all about my vaporizer and love of phish. So many tales of excitement and inebriations. Deviant and most high times in the life of the shed guy.
All right here is what I’m vaping right this moment, the dense buds ..they smell dank and citrusy, super dense, that’s why I like them in my vaporizer, they last a while in there. I wish I had someone closer to burn with..I am a little bit of a shed hermit, Im chillin in the shed that I live in right now vaping away and typing this up. My shed has most of the comforts of home, its comfortable. I am pretty high right now, a heady high.
I could get a little higher though, I will work on that throughout the rest of the evening. I should probably also look for work.. hey if your rollin in it consider funding my next half?
Donations accepted.
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