Somehow my kids still like me enough to get me gifts after 20 odd years of knowing what I'm like. They were not actually at home for the day though. Yours seen to be at the stage when enthusiasm exceeds ability to deliver. I hope the cake was good anyway.
Have a !BEER
The cake was fab but they forgot the presents this year. Boo hiss, it was still nice. I am looking forward to them getting better at cooking and buying me gifts I like!!