I've not thought about Swarfega in a long while. I seem to remember it was quite jelly-like and good for getting oil off your hands.
Retrieving bodies has to be a sad job, but it needs doing. Many years ago someone jumped from the office block I worked in. It seems they still don't know who she was. Grim stuff.
It was excellent for cutting through oil. Lord knows what it was or what is did to the skin!
Oh dear, that's totally sad. When I worked in a car park as a student we used to always dread getting sent to a certain one that was popular with jumpers. Sad sad stuff