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It was such a dismissive finfering, I was offended and not in a 21st century way!

I always thought that would be a cool job if you were a young feller me lad.

It looks like moustaches are in instead of beards now, it's ridiculous looking some of them!

Youngsters look like a load of Victorian military men these days. Mine seems attached to his beard and the girlfriend doesn't mind it. Daughter's boyfriend has a bit of a beard too. I've never really had one.

I've never really had one before my best efforts. I don't think my follicles are on side 🤣

Now that you mention it they really do look like Victorian soldiers!