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RE: Convince me you're not a bot best and I'll give you 5 SBD + 5 x 100% upvotes.

in #life7 years ago

Three prisoners in a cell:
The strongest says:
-I find out today that a new colleague will come. I hope you have nothing against him being my wife!
The middle one says:
-If your wife is, then she will be my mistress!
The most pitiful also says:
-If your wife and your mistress is, it will be my girlfriend.
Suddenly the door opens and a very muscular, very tall, type is coming in and says:
-kids, I'm your mom today, and because I have a single tit, you'll suck it by turn.

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In this anecdote am I the single tit man? just the tit? is this confuscius?