That flirt radar... Dunno if it's pheromone based, amorous intuition or the next level of evolution for blokefolk but it is uncanny!
If I were you I should get all that info down in to an e-book, it has the very real potential to be the most downloaded resource since that whole embarrassing Paris Hilton kerfuffle that was always the top item no matter what you ever typed in to a download site way back when.
Welcome to the new ab normal Boomy!
I suspect now that Boris is throwing about nonsensical decrees like a tourette ridden nihilist again things will descend much, much further and one day soon you may view this encounter as one of the more normal towards the culmination of the palindromic piss take that was 2020!
Boris Trump vs Nicola Wallace coming to a socially distanced outdoor cinema near you Summer 2021 starring in 'Evolution of devolution'
Fab assessment of current times my friend, I almost used the word parody, but who am I F'ing kidding???
Hope the weekend treats you kindly Sir :D
Hehe, cheers mate!
It is becoming quite farcical. They let us take our masks off when we were sitting down. I felt that was awfully kind and not damaging my civil liberties too much. I was torn as to whether to remove it when I went to the toilet and sat on the pan though. Tough choices!
I could do with a weekend about now! :OD
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Civil liberties, now there's a delightfully 'retro' concept.
Wearing masks whilst using the provided convenience could be incredibly damaging to the air freshener industry... We really don't need one more casualty laid at the door of this Kafkaesque fantasy reenactment society production!
Although when everyone has their homes repossessed due to the oncoming financial fallout I hear Boris has a 'sleep-out to help-out' initiative planned, whereby civil servants will come by once a day and drop a pound coin in the used coke cup that we use to capitalise on the kindness of wealthy strangers passing our doorway outside of poundland.
As my old Grannie used to say.
"We're all fucked, pass me the sherry!!!""It'll all work out in the end."Weekend's coming mate, just a touch longer... :D
My granny used to say something very similar, only it was vodka.
As long as we get to keep our houses, I will be happy!
Relatively... :0D
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ENGAGEtokens.The weekend is on the way bro...Hang in there.
Last day, then freedom! You will be done by now ya lucky fucka!
All done Boomdawgy...All done. Just about to head out to grab some fish and chips. Fish and chip Friday y'all!
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Enjoy your weekend man, min eis primed to start in 7 hours, gah.
I do like a chippy!
7 hours isn't too long...Write a post, have some lunch, have afternoon coffee and bickies...Take a quick walk to loosen the old bones...Day done.
Hehe, heading into a two hour workshop. Who knows, maybe I will have time to write a post ;O)
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