"smothering vomitous murk", "curdled tit juice"! I love it! What a colorful picture painted while the frolicking linguistic overture plays in the background.
Anyone who has raised a child can identify with this experience, as well as the dreaded diaper blow out. An event that can turn a serene Norman Rockwell painting into a spastic Picasso rendition.
Oh I have had the diaper blowouts!! Its amazing how it can get absolutely everywhere!
Hehe, my only way of coping was to describe it as best as I could :OD