;))) I think a knife and a fork must be thrown away, or the dinner can have unhappy end;)
We've a joke about smoking after "dinners" too:
A small girl asks her elder brother while walking:
- Oh, I'm so tired, when will we go home??
- Wait! Look at our balcony - when Dad will be smoking there, then we've "green light" to go home.
Lol. Don't worry, I like eating without silverware ...