Aww...they did their best lol. The fathers/mothers day holidays seem to be more for the benefit of the kids so we have to tolerate enjoy all manner of shenanigans. It sounds as though you had a nice Father's Day despite the rocky start!
Mr. Brain's Pork Faggots, huh? The description of a couple of turds in a microwavable dish was spot on lolol.
They looked absolutely minging in that video. I have seen them in the shops but never been tempted to try them. Dizguzting!
The kids had a blast. I didn't say anything but I was looking about for a present this year. They seem to have forgotten! Gits!
lol dammit! Did you not drop enough hints?
I think I drop so many hints that they have lost their power. Either that or is just too expensive this year to pander to me!