It's funny reading the comments, they obviously don't know many Scottish marriages.
Not only do we talk like that with our wives, but in the workplace too 🤣
One day tho, keep dreaming. Of course Mrs Boom might just do the ultimate windup and get you thinking it is happening 🤣
I thought that too. They don't get the Scottish humour and the, oh lord I'm surprised you are not dead stuff. My missus would bin me of I didn't act the way I do!!!