RE: Snow Way!!

[thedailylaugh]

Snow is always so disappointing for me. While most kids are out of school, I'm homeschooled and therefore stuck at home with school. What a cruel trick of nature ;-)

Comments

[re-engineer]

Mess with your teacher. Tell her you want to study:
Social studies with:

• Minecraft or Halo MMO's (memory, fine motor skills, abilities for working within rules, leadership & teamwork)
• Eye in the Sky (ethics of modern warfare), Proud Mary (ethics, social justice, personal redemption) The Star Wars series (family dynamics, justice/injustice, How the control of media influences societies), , Planet of the Apes (the relationship Between Church and State, predjudice, animal rights)

Chemistry of

• snow icecream
• how fast hot cocoa melts marshmallows

Physics:

• what forces are exerted on a snowball, snowball velocity at the distance of you stand from various mail carriers
• hockey includes velocity of pucks and skating)

Study engineering/architecture/art :

• build a snow fort

Biology

• go look for animal tracks - so you can't find any. Maybe it's an ecological disaster where you live!

Sorry. That's all I got.

[meesterboom]

Is that all? FFS ;O)

[re-engineer]

For more you'll have to ask someone who was a youngest child. They get away with everything.

Hmmm... That didn't sound bitter did it? 😁

[meesterboom]

Haha, bitterness... Nah ;0)

[ryivhnn]

Those are all perfectly valid (we're homeschoolers too ;D).

Although I'd suggest using siblings as targets or otherwise building some as opposed to using mail carriers. We still want to get mail after all.

[re-engineer]

Kids always expect it and know where you'll hide afterward so no use running (plus you actually have to live with them afterwards (retaliation?). Mail carriers are much less savvy and the ambush is so satisfying. Running away before they catch you gives a kid lots of good exercise.

[meesterboom]

Oh that is terribly cruel! Still at least you are but a short jump away from getting out there!