THE FLYING PIG

-The water was highly toxic.

-I'm sorry, but would you mind explaining it again?

-The water killed the whole village, made the pig float.

-The water made the pig float?

-How could contaminated water produce such an unusual effect?

-It was saturated with hydrogen atoms, permeated the pig's tissue, resulted in limited levitation, like a meat balloon.

-"Meat balloon"?

-Meat balloon.

- It just seems so incredible.

- Remind me...Are you a scientist?

-No.

-Well, then shut up.