@whatsup,
Just cut the top (small plant at the top of the pineapple) and dig a small hole at garden and plant it! After few months of time, you will see the outcome :D
I am talking about the pineapple problem ;)
If you wish to live near sunny weather, just check SRI LANKA ;) I assure you a lot of pineapples and sunny beaches can be found there ;)
Cheers~