Probably the greatest thing I will read all day.
Although my beard grows in patchy in some places I still can't help but want to keep growing it more. To bad anything long enough to pull on is too long for work. :(
So when do we get to see this fine mane you have?
Edit: I know now why you and the lady get along so well. ;) As her comment trumped all the others! Ahh hahaha.
~ @Timbo
It was a good one from her!! She won!!
Damn these works and their beard regulations!