RE: DID GOD EVOLVE ALSO?

Wow... I have many things to say about God, but the one thing that nobody can convince me of is that God evolved. God never changes.
A joke, but a true reality, that comes to mind is the below:

The secular (atheist) scientist says to God…

“Hey, we scientists have figured out how to make life from dirt, just as described in that book of Yours, Genesis.

God: Oh yeah?

Scientist: Yep

God: Show Me.

Scientist: No problem!

So, the scientist started to gather some dirt, and just as he was about to start working with it, he was interrupted…

God: Hold it, stop!!

Scientist: What?

God: What are you doing?

Scientist: I’m gathering some dirt to generate life, just as described in Your book.

God: Get your own dirt…

Ps: I'm new here and would love some more followers :-)