Nice build up/ suspense
Oh that feeling! Been there, done that, haha!
Luckily, after many severe stomach cramps, in the last 5 years or so and sleep less nights, bent over the toilet or a bucket, I stopped cutting chilies and started eating less spicy food. So I haven't experienced this in a long time.
Aw, but that means your life is missing something! A gap! Fill it with chillies and accept the pain they offer as a willing sacrifice for the joy of them! :OD
Believe me, it's not worth it.
Although I might consider just cutting them and touching my eyes and one-eyed snake, once or twice.
Life as they say it's all about experiences!! ;0)
True that :<)