Ooft, in fact it's flipping marvelous. I want to chew it. Then start chewing the furniture making animal sounds.
Some of the better food and bev reporters, were often spotted gnawing coffee tables and chirping when a chocolatey spicy alcoholic beverage was placed in their paths.
Nothing to be ashamed of.
I am in good company then. The good lady might freak out a bit of I chew the leg off her good table!!