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The other day I snuck into the local zoo and spotted an albino Cheetah
It was the least I could do for him.

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(5/6)@nineclaws, I sent you an on behalf of @wrestlingdesires

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I haven't gone anywhere this year, so still here. I'm okay, thanks!

I haven't seen you around - maybe we were just in different posts 😲

!PIZZA

Just search "nineclaws" and you'll find me every time 😉

And I suspect I'll find some good posts and discussions too :)

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A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him that's the last thing I need.

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(3/6)@nineclaws, I sent you an on behalf of @wrestlingdesires

You never know what you may find. 😉

Now that might be scary 🤣

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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use Honeycombs.

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(1/6)@nineclaws, I sent you an on behalf of @wrestlingdesires

I promise to be unpredictable. Scary is only if you're the kind that responds to my new label of #highlytriggering.