LOL. the only thing I didn't hear about besides of that is that -
They believe that fish are social creatures, so if you want to keep them in your house, you have to have at least two of them.
which is really weird for me, how can they know how many fish you got? I guess you have to buy 2 or more fish or the store won't let you purchase, but what if you are a psycho and buy 2 fish and then just get rid of one? what, the cops are doing a daily checking on houses? lmao. you're buying fish and you need to fill a form with private information ahhaha
Lol man, cops will check your house daily if they know you bought fishes