A VERY BAD MAN

in #life7 years ago

Turns out it's not just Joey’s Tailor.

Infact, not just Joey >>>Tribbiani’s<<< tailor.

Case in Point: The time I got my friends Jane & Fred's wedding outfits custom-made.

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They were in a pickle …….and on a budget. SO as scary as it is to promise someone their wedding outfits - I took up the job. That's right! I stepped up! They're my friends and they needed help. If I had to, I'd pee on anyone'a them too.

Anywho..
For their reception Jane & Fred wanted more colorful Bollywood-inspired outfits.
My friend Joey (short for Jaswinder) suggested his legendary tailor who he'd known for 15 years.

Jane gave us a picture of the exact dress she wanted:

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Source: mylouisianaweddings.com/sikh-wedding-dresses/#

When I went over to pick the dress I was in absolute AWE of how beautiful it was.

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Infact I sent Jane a picture wearing her dress, like I could be doing what the Monica & Phoebe did:

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Source:

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Now, Fred....
......................was travelling. He emailed me an image of the suit he wanted.

Fred made squiggly lines over all the places he wanted the embroidery to be:
His exact words in the email:
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Source: https://shazasscrapbook.wordpress.com/category/weddings/bridal-fashion/page/6/

Imagine my horror when I went over to pick HIS outfit, my unsuspecting soul was pretty much RUSHED TO THE ER:

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"What?? I thought that's the design they wanted" The tailor innocently murmured over the nurses' efforts to revive me.

I would like to take a moment here to point out the e.x.a.c.t. Level of Hell I was experiencing:
Fred did not make identical doodles on each sleeve so the TAILOR DID NOT EMBROIDER IDENTICAL DESIGNS ON EACH SLEEVE EITHER.

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Oh
the
PTSD

Sigh, long story short... tedious con work to undo the original "design", a discrete patch over, constant threats & two visits to Consumer Rights later, Jane did not look like she married the noodle whisperer:

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P.S.: In typical father-of-the-bride fashion, Jane's dad was rather glad about the mishap!

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Nice work :) Did actually make the dress? That is so cool and better than the original.

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