The difficulties to live in an apartment with 3 girls

I live in Mestre, in province of Venice for studying economy and i stay in a house with 3 girls. I come here from sicily for study economy and management and the course its difficult. I live with 3 girls and somebody can say : "wow man u are lucky" but nobody knows the difficulties to live here. Woman are beautiful, you fall in love just with one first gaze. Girl are very clear, wonderful perfume etc... But when a woman return at own house....Its a nightmare. I see staff than a common mortal of surface of the earth can't imagine, specially in the morning. I'm waking up, i wash my face and I'm ready for a new day when one of my flatmates going out from the own room. Damh...The face its identical to the jack sheletron of nightmare before Xmas. The night metamorphosis of woman takeover the figure. The wonderful flower u see the day before disappear, and a zombi come out. I open Facebook, i research the girl profile for be sure is her or a thief. But the "The best is yet to come". The toilet in the morning its not longer mine.On the bathroom sill there are now, makeup, tweezers and gimmicks used in the Middle Ages. When a boy have a girlfriend must know how difficult is have a conversation with the own girlfriend one period at month. Image have 3 period in a month.But how would we do without the women who are next to us? I prefer to think that living with three women will be useful in the future but now...I must go in toilet because i forget to lower the WC tablet, and if they find out I could be killed