Why did the turtle cross the road?
6 years ago in #lifequestions by berniesanders (77)
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The turtle crossed the road to take the risk, because once you take the risk you get rid of your fear. You become stronger and fearless. You will recognize opportunities that you could not see before.
I actually came across a turtle in the Everglades that was crossing the road. I was on the road/trail down at Shark Valley riding my bicycle. I happened to look down and I saw the little guy by the side of the road. He was maybe 2 inches long. After a while of looking at him. He decided he had enough and took off like rocket to the other side of the road and into the water.
Like a rocket ?? that mean mofos be fooling us by walking slow ..damn
lol yeah! Those little buggers can move it when they want to.
To follow the chicken
Because green doesn’t mix with salt leather...obviously.
I don't know..im just here to get some upvotes.
He self-identified as a chicken and was running around like a chicken with its head cut off. Crossing the road wasn't intentional. It was just part of the process of new age thinking that all the younger, progressive turtles are part of.
To get to the shell station?
I think his aim was to go somewhere
I dont know but help the turtle to road cross for safe that life..:(
Seriously,i won't lie,i don't know, tell me @berniesanders
Bcz they thought Aaj Kuch Tufani Karte Hai😂😂😂
Very funny shayad us ki tufani karne ki chahat use le ude
For fucking female turtle.
Super easy question)))
Because it's tombola!
https://tombola.game/turtle
Based on EOS.
To get to the Shell station!
EXPLANATION: A Shell station is the name of a gas station, which could be on the other side of the road. A turtle has a shell on its back.
🤣 For life surviving....😜😛😝
The chicken owed it money.
Needed a wax and polish at the Shell station?
oh, the inhumanity...think of the children reading this. Some things should never be said...
Because the road is in path of turtle
Because it thought, that is the road ahead... 😎
The turtle needed to teach the chicken some lessons of life.. Lol
SMT's were in the way.
Cause it wanted to have a strength test of its shell.
He wanted to get to the other side.
"Because the tortoise wants to be across the street!"
To show it's talent yes, it can Cross the road
I see the tag....
The turtle had found what he needed on the other side of the road
To get to the chicken on the other side.
To slow down the passersby.
because the chicken flagged him
Oh I'm very sorry, don't know the story, how can i give the right answer? Think he did it for getting something good things, got it , search a place to make a nest for laying eggs.
Cause he's a ChEaTin' BaStArd......... he's using a short cut to beat the RaBbIT................
Because going through road is time consuming than crossing it!!
they are adventurous creatures, probably saw somebody to shag
because the lights show green colour ...
I am there and I have lot food ...... this why :)))
To go to the Shell station :D
Because maybe you helped her cross.
I don’t know but I’m not sure he made it.
To get to the ocean? Apparently, there's this help the turtle cross the road same:
https://www.peta.org/action/save-help-turtles-cross-road-safely/
Cause there's a road in the middle of her path
Cause is risky, and she likes adrenaline.
The Turtle looking for love. :)
To get to the shell station!!
To get to the other side...
The grass is greener on the other side
He got bored Bernie...
Because he was the stunt double of Donatello...:)
To get some KFC.
to meet his girlfriend