daily chuckle

in #lollast month

ok, so ... i just went and opened a bag
of WizzFizz
took out the spoon
licked it clean, threw it in the bin
threw back my head like in the fliptop head reach toothbrush advert
australia,circa 19something... eons ago

and proceeded to pour the contents of the bag, down my gullet
and thought
in the interest of the environment
could they make a 'boneless' variety
for us manchild versions