LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 9/14/2024

in #lolz9 days ago

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 9/14/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 11-21-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Please add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕
!MEME
!LOLZ

Why did two Ralph Lauren employees get into a fight?
They were Polo opposites.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

What's the most modern plant?
A courant bush.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(6/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Burning !LOLZ is phunnee man! !BBH !DOOK


You just got DOOKed!
@pepetoken thinks your content is the shit.
They have 17/400 DOOK left to drop today.
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Learn all about this shit in the toilet paper! 💩

Have you heard about the guy who said he had the heart of a lion?
He was banned from the zoo.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(4/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

Looks like you also have (a lot of) fun burning those !LOLZ tokens, even if you don't win the raffle (yet). 😅 !DIY

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @pepetoken! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@lolz.burner! @pepetoken likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. (16/100)

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Burn all those !LOLZ until someone wins man! !BBH !DOOK

Why are dogs bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(5/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Technically, someone will win on a given day as long as there is at least one !LOLZ entry on that day. 🤔😎😅 !DIY

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @pepetoken! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@lolz.burner! @pepetoken likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. (17/100)

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!lolz

I'm glad I know sign language
It's pretty handy.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!lolz

I went to the doctor the other day and he said you’ve got hypochondria.
I said oh god not that as well!

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ 😁

Ah close enough
Mediocrates

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ
!BBH

Where do elephants hide?
They paint their toenails red and hide in strawberry patches!

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

@lolz.burner! @ironshield likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @ironshield. (13/100)

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!LOLZ
!BBH

Never scream into a colander
You'll strain your voice.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

You !INDEED have a lot of !BBH tokens to tip to everyone everyday, with a maximum of 100 tips of 1 BBH per day. 🤔😎😏 !DIY

(1/25)
@ironshield! @savvytester Totally agrees with your content! so I just sent 1 IDD to your account on behalf of @savvytester.

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@ironshield! @savvytester likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @savvytester. (1/1)

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @ironshield! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@lolz.burner! @ironshield likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @ironshield. (1/100)

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!LOLZ 🤣

!LOLZ 🤣

!LOL

If you ever get the chance to go to India
You have to try their New Delhi

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(5/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!HOPE that there are !INDEED only 2 days remaining before the 10 winners of the "6-month giveaway" get announced! 😅 !DIY

(7/25)
@lolz.burner! @savvytester Totally agrees with your content! so I just sent 1 IDD to your account on behalf of @savvytester.

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(1/5)
@lolz.burner! @savvytester Wants to spread Hope! so I just sent 1 HOP to your account on behalf of @savvytester.

Since we think the world can use more Hope, you can now already start spreading Hope yourself!

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I assume that there are 3 days remaining afterwhich a !LOLZ burner post announces its first winner after about 6 months of inactivity! 🤔😏 !DIY

What is Victorias Secret?
High prices.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎 !DIY

What did the hotdog say to the bun?
Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

!LOLZ to burn

Scientists just discovered a cow-like plant.
They’re calling it a BO-VINE.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ 🤣

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ 🤣

They’re selling pre-sliced fruit at Whole Foods
Hey, that's false advertising!

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ

Why do math teachers have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.

Credit: theabsolute
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

What to you call it when you think about eating cheese?
A ques-idea.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

A jumper cable walks into a bar..
The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

Credit: lofone
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!lol

What do you call a cow who gives no milk?
An udder failure.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

A father was washing his car with his son
And the son says, “dad, can’t you use a sponge?”

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ

Breaking news: a pygmy shaman is being pursued by the authorities
That's right be on the lookout for a small medium at large.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ !HUG

Can February march?
No, but April may.

Credit: bitpizza
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(6/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

While we both want the !HUG token tipping command to work, the HUG bot still hasn't worked for more than 3 months. 🙁🤯😅 !DIY

Oh is that right? I'm keeping on sending !HUGs lol !LUV

I still try the !HUG command from time to time just to see if it resumes (even occasionally) working again. 🤔🤯🤓 !PIZZA !DIY

Dear @svanbo, you just got hugged.
I sent 1.0 HUG on behalf of @savvytester.
(1/3)

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @svanbo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @svanbo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@savvytester(1/10) tipped @svanbo