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Will do. I've been trying to take selfies but my weird ghostly body keeps jumping around and changing shape and the photos never come out right. I could use a professional. I'll keep you posted.

Sweet! I may have landed my first gig through steemit!

Unfortunately I can only pay you in bad jokes. I hope you will find this arrangement to be acceptable.

Ah dude, you're almost as bad as some the real estate agents I shoot for...