Hello wonderful world of steemit. I am Lord Papadum, ruler of the papadums and wielder of the Golden Papadum (which I obtained during the grand quest of the Golden Papadum across the lands of India). I am here to be a guide to all Papadums out there and guide the lost to the path of the crunchy and crispy.
First order of business is to educate the world about the glory that is Papadums. Here are some fun facts
Fun Fact #1
Papadum's get their signature golden colour from the sun. As the sun shines upon the earth, its rays are absorbed into the Papadum Lifestream and distributed into the chosen plants. These plants are the races of lentil, chickpea, black gram, rice and potato, for only they posses the P-gene unique to all Papadalus. The P-gene stores the golden rays within its structure until the time comes when Papadervants hand select them and kneed them into thin golden discs. Then they wait patiently in reinforced packaging bearing the mark of the Taj until the prophesied time is nigh. When the earth is dark, and there is despair all around, when the sun dims and the clouds gather, so will the Papdervants immerse the discs into a dish of boiling gold and begin the goldification process. Soon the area will be filled with the glory of the golden rays and the earth saved, for so is the power of the Papadum, the one to bring enlightenment.
Fun Fact #2
Papadums are crispy,
Papadums are light.
Papadums make you happy,
Of that I am right.
Fun Fact #3
The quest of the golden Papadam granted me great wisdom pertaining to the workings of this universe. For all knowledge is contained within the folds of the papadum.
Now as Lord Papadum, I am giving out my wisdom to the world, for the world needs the great golden rays of the Papadum.
So now good people of steemit, may you all be blessed by the Golden Papadum!
Next post please, Lord
This is amusing. As far as I know, Tamil speaking communities call it appalam instead of Papadum so I'm curious where did this name come from..
I acknowledge all derivatives of the word Papadum, for it is know by many names in India. The ancient Papadamic texts do mention that it's origins stem from the Tamil word pappaṭam, which means a thin crisp cake of enlightenment. The specific name Papadum is mainly used in Malaysia, tho the shorter verion of papad is used among the Kanada speakers in the region of Karnataka, India.
I see.. Thank you @lordpapadum for the enlightening me on the ever glorious pappatam.
Hey you're finally here. The briyani's gotten cold waiting for you
Thank you lord Papadum, may I be blessed with many many SBDs
But Lord, you may have embedded your image wrongly. It does not appear
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This has indeed been very educational. Many blessings be upon you. It seems like the Golden Papadum is still hiding some wisdom from me. More journeys are required.
Yes, many many more wisdom coming your way...Happy Thaipusam, Lord Papadum!
Woi Papadum