Mordor Smordor.... Mene24k all the way!!!
Who wants to be stalked by a tyrannical warlord and his freaky looking goons when you can purchase a 24karat gold ring on the free market that can be enjoyed in the privacy of your own home without the disturbance of man eating spiders and deceitful little golem creatures.
Ok the elvish inscriptions on the tyrant's ring are kinda cool, but it is seriously not worth the rest of the hassle.
Come and join me on the Mene24k journey, we won't be journeying to middle earth, but we will be enjoying one of the finest treasures sourced from the middle earth: Mene.com/invite/EOausb
YEAHHHHHHH!