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I received straight Ds in all my biology classes in college
I guess I’m bio-D-grade-able

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I'm reading a book called Anti-climax.
The first part was good.

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If you arrest a mime...
Do you have to tell them they have the right to remain silent?

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2,5,9,19,23,33
!lolz

Have you heard the one about the jump rope?
Never mind, skip it.

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Throwing acid is wrong
in some people’s eyes.

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5, 7, 12, 17, 33, 39
!HUG

Dear @hive-loto, you just got hugged.
I sent 1.0 HUG on behalf of @verterus.
(1/2)

Apparently adding herbs to your garbage can makes it smell better.
But I don't have thyme for that rubbish.

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5.9.14.15.24.33
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What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?
A cab.

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16, 6, 13, 36, 22, 34 !LOL

How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.

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YOU HAVE BEEN !PIMP SLAPPED!
Thank you for being an !LOLZ supporter.


You must be killin' it out here!
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You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/4 possible people today.

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Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well……I hear he is a pain in the neck.

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8, 15, 23, 27, 32, 33 👍

Why are cats bad storytellers?
Because they only have one tale.

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10,16,26,28,30,31
!PIZZA
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I threw a boomarang a few years ago that never came back.
I now live in constant fear.

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PIZZA!

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My lucky numbers are

1, 7, 21, 29, 32, 35

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.

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8,23,7,14,31,19

Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?
Wherever he wants.

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