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Did you hear about the alarm clock convention?
Total snooze fest.

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When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar

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38, 17, 20, 31, 3, 27 !LOL

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

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Why are dogs bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.

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What’s Forest Gump’s password?
1Forest1.

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I asked my dog what's two minus two.
He said nothing.

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How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music?
By the number of gigs it has.

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1, 4, 6, 7, 13, 33 !LOL

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Ten- tickles

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How many stars are in the sky?
All of them.

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