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My review for the world’s strongest tape
It’s not tearable.

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A termite walks into a bar and asks
“Is the bar tender here?”

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I'm looking for an arsonist interested in a romantic relationship.
I want someone who can set my world on fire!

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How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, they hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

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What do you call bad fruits and vegetables?
Gross-eries

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