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What did the doctor say about the tall person in a rush to see him?
I wish you were a little patient.

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Archaeology
Now there is a career in ruins.

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My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.

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1,6,8,16,18,21

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I threw a boomarang a few years ago that never came back.
I now live in constant fear.

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6, 13, 14, 23, 30, 36💪

Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold?
The corner—they’re usually 90 degrees.

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Why did the coffee go to the police?
Because it was mugged.

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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.
I called her up and asked “Did you get my drift?”

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How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, they hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

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Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?
Because he hated capitalism.

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