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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

28, 30, 9, 32, 36, 37 !LOL

I received straight Ds in all my biology classes in college
I guess I’m bio-D-grade-able

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What did the Buddhist say at the sandwich shop?
Make me one with everything.

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@m0ssa99, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hive-loto

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14,22,24,25,33,34

!ALIVE
!DHEDGE

@hive-loto! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ mirroredspork. (1/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

I can see the future
But it takes me a while.

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8, 12, 15, 26, 29, 33 👍

Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

18, 38, 1, 28, 30, 25

My house-mate is terrified of negative numbers
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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!MEME

What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk!

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1,6,8,16,18,21

reblogged

I stayed up all night trying to find where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me.

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3, 11, 17, 22, 26, 31
!lolz
!meme

How do you turn a duck in to a singer?
Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.

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5, 18, 25, 30, 35, 37

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