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What did the priest get the altar boy for his birthday?
A Praystation 5

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What do you call people who take care of chickens?
Chicken tenders

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29, 6, 32, 33, 17, 37 !LOL

Where do boats go when they're sick?
To the dock

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What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites.

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16, 38, 1, 14, 31, 20 !LOL

Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight.
Of course, those are only round figures.

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How long is one minute?
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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1,6,8,16,18,21
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I'm reading a book called Anti-climax.
The first part was good.

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People who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce.
They can't see the red flags.

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!lolz

Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
A toothbrush works much better.

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Why was an insomniac shot by the police?
He was resisting a rest.

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!HUG

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age.
The next day she locked me in the cellar

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What does a painter do when he gets cold?
He puts on another coat

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Why did the farmer dress his pig in an apron?
Pretty soon he would be bacon.

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How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four!

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