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What’s a squirrel’s favorite kind of joke?
Acorny one.

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The person who invented autocorrect
should burn in hello.

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I know my wife loves it when I tickle her
She laughs while I'm tickling and is angry at me when I stop.

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Want to here a joke about pizza?
It's a little cheesy.

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If at first you don't succeed...
... sky diving is not for you!

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Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside.

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My neighbors listen to really good music.
Whether they like it or not.

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What do whales like to eat?
Fish and ships.

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Why are farmers always winning awards?
Because they're outstanding in their field.

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Why do math teachers have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.

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What does a CIA agent do when it's time for bed?
He goes under cover.

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The inventor of autocorrect has died
His funnel is tomato

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.

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 9 months ago  Reveal Comment

Why are cats bad storytellers?
Because they only have one tale.

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