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Why didn’t the mathematician travel?
He could never reach the city limit.

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How do you turn a duck in to a singer?
Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.

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My roommate keeps saying that our house is haunted.
But I've lived here for last 216 years, and haven't heard anything unusual.

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A dated a ghoul once but I had to break up with her.
She had a mean spirit

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Elevator jokes are the best
They just work on so many levels.

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