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This guy said he was going to attack me with his guitar.
I said is that a fret?

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!HUG

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How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.

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24, 18, 3, 5, 8, 33 !LOL

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.

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!LOL

I can see the future
But it takes me a while.

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The other day I snuck into the local zoo and spotted an albino Cheetah
It was the least I could do for him.

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3, 11, 17, 24, 31, 38 !lolz

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.

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Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?
Because he hated capitalism.

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You are out of jokes for the day!

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!lolz

If it wasn't for window blinds...
It'd be curtains for all us.

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
“Odor in the court!”

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!HUG :)

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What happened when the cows escaped from the paddock?
Udder Chaos!

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