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Why didn’t the mathematician travel?
He could never reach the city limit.

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What do you do with a car whose wheels are completely worn out?
You re-tire it.

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Did you hear about the farmer that fed his chickens avocados?
All you could hear around there was “guac, guac, guac, guac.”

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What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.

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How much memory does a comedian's computer have?
Lots of gigglebytes!

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Who changes the season when Summer is over?
No one, it happens Autumnatically.

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I can see the future
But it takes me a while.

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What do you call a hospital for horses?
A horse-pital.

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What's a spy's favourite confectionery?
Subterfudge.

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