I didn't know you guys were Canucks! I thought you were from ... San Francisco! I thought you sounded a little "too normal" for California ... but strange things happen. I'm from Halifax. Growing up, I lived in Regina for a number of years as well ... my Dad was a Mountie.
There's no way to Gild the Lilly is there? Be thankful for whatever you can. Start with the beer. :-)
Quill