Why February 15th is Better Than Valentines Day February 14th

I know many are eager or dreading V-Day. I want you all to know it's not that great compared to the next day and here is why

The day after V-day on the 15th all those amazing specialty chocolates are on sale at over 50% off. Think about it, you only looked forward to getting a box of chocolate on Valentines day but if you were single you can really benefit by getting 2 or 3 times as much chocolate and candy the next day.

February 15th should be called Half Price Chocolate and Candy Day.

So, worry not. This is sweeter than the kiss you think you are missing.

For those in Canada we get an extra special tribute to our flag. Yes this is a flag everyone should want to get and what better day to celebrate than on 50% off Chocolate day!!

Canadian Flag Day (He za?)

As a Canadian for this many decades I want to say I knew that. Really I wish I could.

And for those of you who are more interested in spreading awareness and making those less fortunate feel apart of your life. A day of recognition for those loved ones that you don't want anyone to know you love.

We take a day to acknowledge "Side Bitch Day" AKA "Side Hoe Day"

Yes, to all who had someone who did not have time for them this day will be extra special for you. You will probably get 2-3 times more chocolate and if you're in Canada a flag. So the main dish can take that to the kennel.

Editors Note - I do and don't belief in some or part or all or none of the above. If I made you chuckle I win!!

All images are free to use found online. The first image with the Chinese is from Deviant Art and i closed the window after I found it in and i can not find it again, weird.