You wanna get high? Don't forget to bring a towel!

in #marijuana7 years ago

Man I had a good thing going. I was just minding my buisness and working in a legal weed dispensary. Now I have no idea what is going on. I've been in a haze enjoying the good times all the way to funky town. But now who is this Jeff Sessions asshole? He wants to do what with my weed? Don't preach to me, fatso! So am I to understand that there's been a TOWLIE-BAN?

Well then I only have one thing to say to you Jeff Sessions

YOU'RE A TOWEL!

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LOL dont worry, no one is taking away cannabis, that law is being rolle back to make way for ACTUAL full scale 50 state decriminalization. Trump is gonna let some 80 year old rule over the rest of our lives

I always want to get high!

:D
im so high i dont know whats going on.

Marijuana toughts wonderful

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Had to laugh while reading this. Good work and please share more.

I live in Florida right next door to Alabama, Jeff Sessions' home. He's a lifelong asshole. SMH

ha. Why am I trying so hard if this is what is trending?

Just kidding! Sorta. :)

more like a blow rag

You're a towel