Ah 'tis the season for gourds and pumpkins and pumpkin spice enemas and such.
I will have to go get me one from the farm down the road and carve it up with the kids. They told me of a hack. You don't cut the top off a jackolantern, you cut the bottom out! It makes it easier to clean out and you can set the thing over the candle instead of burning the shit out of your hand trying to reach down in to light it.
Hello?? Where have you been??? Of course, you do! :) And once someone tells you that one, you have to wonder who it was that decided the other way was best.
Right?
Oh, yes! Tis the season of pumpkin everything, hold the enema, please. :)
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